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Chopper Badstone
A political bruiser
A card-based political roguelike about surviving in a parliament of literal monsters.
The Fractured Kingdom
It’s time for CHANGE
Politicians really are monsters. Whether it’s Vampires tattooing the calorie content of everyone’s blood on their necks, or Zombies implementing speed limits on walking, the nation suffers just the same.
But once YOU become Prime Monster, the nation will suffer in NEW and EXCITING ways!
Released2026
PlatformsWindows PC
Fight for votes. Survive the scandals
Government in progress.
Inside parliament
Thirty reprehensible representatives from fifteen political parties are ready and waiting to savage your ideas, policies and personal appearance.
Choose your Prime Monster
Vampiric Victory
Viscount Sucksworth
A slimy bastard
Zombified People’s Movement
Rotilda De Cay
An irredeemable bungler
Critical acclaim
8/10Edge
“Cavalier delights in letting you feel the sting of your actions.”Edge
“Confident, clever stuff… highly entertaining while feeling meaningfully distinct from its genre stablemates.”The Wand Report · 8/10
“Entertaining and cathartic company.”PC Gamer
“Fiendish politics meets biting satire.”Tech-Gaming
On the campaign trail
Open the
press room.
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